Specialist Nutrition Facts Hoodie

Fueling the backbone of the military — one bad decision at a time.

The Specialist Nutrition Facts Hoodie breaks down exactly what goes into every junior enlisted legend: excessive shamming, professional-level shit talking, questionable alcohol intake, and just enough sleep to survive formation.

This is the hoodie that gets laughs from across the parking lot.

Built for daily operations:
• Soft fleece interior with heavyweight comfort
• Relaxed unisex fit
• Durable print that holds up wash after wash
• Large back graphic that grabs attention

Perfect for the barracks, smoke pit, weekend liberty, or avoiding responsibility.

• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
Heather Sport Dark Navy is 40% cotton, 60% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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