I Don't Make Threats, That Ruins The Surprise Funny Morale Patch, 2x3" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing

Some people like to give fair warning. Others think that completely ruins the dramatic effect. The “I Don’t Make Threats, That Ruins The Surprise” embroidered morale patch delivers that dark, sarcastic humor with a blunt statement that reads like a warning and a punchline at the same time.

Measuring 2 x 3 inches, this rectangular morale patch features bold white embroidery on a black background. The all-text layout keeps the phrase easy to read at a glance, while the simple black-and-white color scheme gives it a clean, no-nonsense look that lets the wording do all the work.

The back features VELCRO® Brand hook fastener for quick attachment to compatible bags, packs, patch panels, gear, and patch walls. It fits naturally into collections built around sarcastic sayings, dark humor, dry one-liners, and patches that are meant to get a second look.

Each embroidered morale patch is made to order in Knoxville, Tennessee by JEK Supply & Printing. Subtle? Not especially. Predictable? That would apparently ruin the surprise.