{"product_id":"welcome-to-the-shit-show-ticket-funny-morale-patch-2-3x4-made-in-usa-velcro®-brand-hook-backing","title":"Welcome To The Shit Show Ticket Funny Morale Patch, 2.3x4\" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing","description":"\u003cp dir=\"auto\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eConsider this your official admission ticket to whatever disaster is unfolding next. The “Welcome To The Shit Show” embroidered morale patch turns a sarcastic phrase into a bright red ticket-style design that looks like it came straight from the box office of poor decisions.\u003cspan class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eMeasuring approximately 2.3 x 4 inches, this contour-cut patch is shaped to resemble an admission ticket, complete with black embroidered details against a red background. The larger format gives the joke plenty of room to stand out, while the ticket silhouette makes it visually different from a standard rectangular morale patch.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eThe back features VELCRO® Brand hook fastener for attachment to compatible bags, packs, patch panels, gear, and patch walls. It fits naturally into collections built around sarcastic humor, workplace chaos, bad decisions, and the general feeling that somebody should probably be supervising whatever is happening.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eEach embroidered morale patch is made to order in Knoxville, Tennessee by JEK Supply \u0026amp; Printing. No leaving early, the shit show has already started.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"JEK Services Co","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54577240506652,"sku":"JEKSP-WTTSS-EMB-23X4","price":10.45,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0849\/0450\/9724\/files\/IMG_8432.jpg?v=1789679167","url":"https:\/\/e4mafia.shop\/products\/welcome-to-the-shit-show-ticket-funny-morale-patch-2-3x4-made-in-usa-velcro%c2%ae-brand-hook-backing","provider":"E4MAFIA.SHOP","version":"1.0","type":"link"}