{"product_id":"raised-on-hose-water-neglect-funny-morale-patch-2x3-made-in-usa-velcro®-brand-hook-backing","title":"Raised on Hose Water \u0026 Neglect Funny Morale Patch, 2x3\" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing","description":"\u003cp dir=\"auto\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eSome childhoods came with filtered water, scheduled activities, and constant supervision. Others came with a garden hose, a screen door slamming behind you, and instructions to be home before dark. The “Raised on Hose Water \u0026amp; Neglect” embroidered morale patch turns that old-school survival humor into a simple, sarcastic statement.\u003cspan class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eMeasuring 2 x 3 inches, this rectangular patch features bold white lettering on a black background for a clean, easy-to-read look. The stripped-down design keeps all the attention on the phrase, making it a natural fit for collections built around generational humor, sarcastic sayings, and slightly questionable nostalgia.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eThe back features VELCRO® Brand hook fastener for easy attachment to compatible bags, packs, patch panels, gear, and patch walls. It is easy to swap in whenever your setup needs a little more personality and a reminder of how loosely supervised childhood could apparently be.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eEach embroidered morale patch is made to order in Knoxville, Tennessee by JEK Supply \u0026amp; Printing. Consider it a small badge of honor for anyone who somehow made it through the era of drinking straight from the hose.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"JEK Services Co","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54577237393692,"sku":"JEKSP-RHWN-EMB-2X3","price":8.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0849\/0450\/9724\/files\/IMG_8203.jpg?v=1789679110","url":"https:\/\/e4mafia.shop\/products\/raised-on-hose-water-neglect-funny-morale-patch-2x3-made-in-usa-velcro%c2%ae-brand-hook-backing","provider":"E4MAFIA.SHOP","version":"1.0","type":"link"}