{"product_id":"moist-funny-morale-patch-2x3-made-in-usa-velcro®-brand-hook-backing","title":"MOIST Funny Morale Patch, 2x3\" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"text-base my-auto mx-auto [--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-xs,calc(var(--spacing)*4))] @w-sm\/main:[--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-sm,calc(var(--spacing)*6))] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-lg,calc(var(--spacing)*16))] px-(--thread-content-margin)\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"[--thread-content-max-width:40rem] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-max-width:48rem] mx-auto max-w-(--thread-content-max-width) flex-1 group\/turn-messages focus-visible:outline-hidden relative flex w-full min-w-0 flex-col agent-turn\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex max-w-full flex-col gap-4 grow\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\" class=\"min-h-8 text-message relative flex w-full flex-col items-end gap-2 text-start break-words whitespace-normal outline-none keyboard-focused:focus-ring [.text-message+\u0026amp;]:mt-1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex w-full flex-col gap-1 empty:hidden\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"LR5Y_W_content markdown prose dark:prose-invert wrap-break-word w-full light markdown-new-styling\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSome words make people laugh. Others somehow make them physically uncomfortable. “MOIST” manages to do both, which is exactly why this embroidered morale patch works so well.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMeasuring 2 x 3 inches, this rectangular patch features oversized white lettering on a red background with a clean white border. The word appears twice for maximum effect, turning a simple four-letter word into an intentionally awkward conversation starter. The bold red-and-white color combination keeps the design highly visible, while the stripped-down layout lets the joke carry the entire patch.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe back features VELCRO® Brand hook fastener for easy attachment to compatible bags, packs, patch panels, gear, and patch walls. It fits naturally into collections built around sarcastic sayings, uncomfortable humor, weird words, and morale patches designed to get an immediate reaction.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach embroidered morale patch is made to order in Knoxville, Tennessee by JEK Supply \u0026amp; Printing. It is simple, ridiculous, and guaranteed to make somebody say, “I hate that word.”\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"JEK Services Co","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54598041501980,"sku":"sku-50517703917743","price":8.45,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0849\/0450\/9724\/files\/Moist_Morale_Patch.png?v=1790044368","url":"https:\/\/e4mafia.shop\/products\/moist-funny-morale-patch-2x3-made-in-usa-velcro%c2%ae-brand-hook-backing","provider":"E4MAFIA.SHOP","version":"1.0","type":"link"}