If You Can Read This You Are Too Close Funny Embroidered Morale Patch, 2x3" | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing

If You Can Read This You Are Too Close Embroidered Morale Patch

Personal space is apparently becoming a lost art, so sometimes a little reminder is necessary. The “If You Can Read This You Are Too Close” embroidered morale patch delivers that message with dry sarcasm and a wonderfully simple rule: if you are close enough to read it, back up.

Measuring 2 x 3 inches, this rectangular morale patch features bold light-colored embroidered lettering on a dark background for a clean, high-contrast look. The stacked “IF YOU CAN READ THIS YOU ARE TOO CLOSE” layout keeps the phrase easy to read while giving the patch the appearance of a straightforward warning sign. There are no extra graphics competing for attention—the entire design is built around the joke and the unfortunate realization that someone has already entered your personal bubble.

The back features VELCRO® Brand hook fastener for quick attachment to compatible bags, packs, patch panels, gear, and patch walls. Its standard 2x3-inch format makes it easy to work into an existing morale patch collection while still being large enough for the message to get noticed.

It fits naturally alongside sarcastic sayings, antisocial humor, boundary-setting jokes, and patches for anyone who appreciates keeping unnecessary human interaction at a comfortable distance.

Each embroidered morale patch is made to order in Knoxville, Tennessee by JEK Supply & Printing. If someone has to lean in to figure out what your patch says, congratulations—the warning has already proven its point.

Patch details

• Size: 2 × 3 inches
• Type: Embroidered morale patch on heavy duck canvas
• Backing: VELCRO® Brand hook fastener for compatible loop surfaces
• Made in: Knoxville, Tennessee, USA

A little personality goes a long way, especially when it's stitched into your gear.