{"product_id":"i-rented-this-hooker-funny-morale-patch-2x3-made-in-usa-velcro®-brand-hook-backing","title":"I Rented This Hooker Funny Morale Patch, 2x3\" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing","description":"\u003cp dir=\"auto\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eSome patches make a statement. This one makes a joke out of the hardware. The “I Rented This Hooker” embroidered morale patch uses a deliberately ridiculous double meaning, complete with a pointing arrow that directs the punchline straight toward the hook-backed patch itself.\u003cspan class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eMeasuring 2 x 3 inches, this rectangular morale patch features bold white lettering on a black background, framed by a bright red border. The simple three-color layout keeps the wording easy to read, while the arrow adds the visual payoff that makes the design work at a glance.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eThe back features VELCRO® Brand hook fastener for easy attachment to compatible bags, packs, patch panels, gear, and patch walls. That hook backing is also what gives the joke its extra layer, making this patch a natural fit for collections built around sarcastic sayings, inappropriate humor, and clever wordplay.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eEach embroidered morale patch is made to order in Knoxville, Tennessee by JEK Supply \u0026amp; Printing. It is compact, bold, and guaranteed to make at least one person stop and read it twice.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"JEK Services Co","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54577225662748,"sku":"JEKSP-IRTH-EMB-2X3","price":8.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0849\/0450\/9724\/files\/IMG_8377.jpg?v=1789679049","url":"https:\/\/e4mafia.shop\/products\/i-rented-this-hooker-funny-morale-patch-2x3-made-in-usa-velcro%c2%ae-brand-hook-backing","provider":"E4MAFIA.SHOP","version":"1.0","type":"link"}