15% Stud 85% Muffin Funny Dad Bod Morale Patch, 2x3" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing

Confidence comes in percentages. The “15% Stud 85% Muffin” funny dad bod morale patch leans into the joke with bold lettering and a flexing-arm graphic that proudly accepts the balance between swagger and snack-inspired softness. It’s a lighthearted design for anyone who can laugh at themselves and doesn’t need six-pack abs to make a statement.

This 2 x 3 inch rectangular patch is laser engraved into synthetic polyurethane material, so the artwork is cut cleanly into the surface rather than stitched. It is not embroidered. Multiple color options make it easy to choose a version that fits your bag, patch panel, gear setup, or existing morale patch collection.

The back uses genuine VELCRO® Brand hook fastener for quick attachment to compatible loop surfaces and easy swapping when you want to rotate designs.

Each patch is made to order by JEK Supply & Printing in Knoxville, Tennessee. Whether it ends up on a backpack, range bag, patch wall, compatible tactical gear, or your everyday carry setup, the 15% Stud 85% Muffin patch adds a little dad bod humor without taking itself too seriously.