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Tactical Goose Patch

Tactical Goose Patch

$12.99
$12.99
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This PVC morale patch features a pissed-off goose ready for war, slinging heat and disrespect. Inspired by the legendary meme and fully geared up, this bird wasn’t built for peace — it was built for chaos, confusion, and E-4 energy.

  • Durable PVC construction built to survive smoke pits, barracks walls, and dumbass field ops

  • Hook-and-loop backing for easy slap-on to plate carriers, packs, hats, or your squad leader’s office chair

  • Perfect for meme lords, morale patch collectors, and anyone who answers “who would win?” with “the goose”

  • Guaranteed to confuse officers and earn nods from enlisted degenerates

Because sometimes the most dangerous operator… waddles.

PRODUCT DETAILS

  • Relaxed-fit
  • Jacquard-knit fabric with wool content
  • Round neckline
  • Dropped shoulders

DETAILS INFO

Vendor: E-4 Mafia
Type: Patches
Weight: 11oz
Tags: animal meme patch, armed goose, barracks patch, battle goose, collector patch, combat goose, E-4 MAFIA, e4mafia, edc patch, funny morale patch, funny patch, goose, goose patch, goose with a gun, grunt humor, hook and loop patch, meme gear, meme patch, military joke patch, military meme, military patches, morale patch, operator goose, operator patch, patch, patches, peace was never an option, pensil tab, plate carrier patch, PVC patch, range patch, silly goose, squad patch, tactical gear patch, tactical goose, tactical humor, war goose
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DETAILS
  • Relaxed-fit
  • Jacquard-knit fabric with wool content
  • Round neckline
  • Dropped shoulders
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Only non-chlorine bleach when needed

No dry clean

Machine wash cold

Dry flat

Use mild detergentLow iron

This PVC morale patch features a pissed-off goose ready for war, slinging heat and disrespect. Inspired by the legendary meme and fully geared up, this bird wasn’t built for peace — it was built for chaos, confusion, and E-4 energy.

  • Durable PVC construction built to survive smoke pits, barracks walls, and dumbass field ops

  • Hook-and-loop backing for easy slap-on to plate carriers, packs, hats, or your squad leader’s office chair

  • Perfect for meme lords, morale patch collectors, and anyone who answers “who would win?” with “the goose”

  • Guaranteed to confuse officers and earn nods from enlisted degenerates

Because sometimes the most dangerous operator… waddles.