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Straight Up Not Having a Good Time Patch

Embrace the struggle with our “Bro I’m Straight Up Not Having a Good Time” PVC Patch. A nod to those ruck march blues and the not-so-glorious moments of military life, this patch adds a touch of humor to the heat. Perfect for anyone who’s been there, done that, and lived to tell the tale—with or without their gear intact.


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Introducing the ultimate symbol of camaraderie and the shared “joy” of military endeavors: the “Bro I’m Straight Up Not Having a Good Time” PVC Patch. For every soldier who’s ever felt the weight of the world (or just their rucksack) on their shoulders, this patch speaks your truth. It’s for the moments when morale is as low as your hydration levels, and all you can think about is that post-march vape.

A Closer Look:

This isn’t just any patch. It’s a meticulously designed piece featuring a soldier in full battle rattle, rucksack comically aflame, embodying the essence of those days when everything that can go wrong, does. Mispacked gear? Check. Overwhelming desire to be literally anywhere else? Double check. This patch captures the essence of those moments, all while our hero takes a desperately needed vape break, because sometimes, you just need to inhale something other than disappointment.

Why This Patch Is a Must-Have:

Our “Bro I’m Straight Up Not Having a Good Time” Patch is more than just fabric and thread—it’s a wearable piece of morale. Whether you’re gifting it to a fellow veteran, wearing it to a unit reunion, or slapping it on your gear for a bit of ironic inspiration, this patch is guaranteed to draw laughs, nods of understanding, and maybe a tear or two (of laughter, we hope).

Gifting Glory:

On the hunt for a gift that says, “I understand your pain, and I’m here to make light of it”? Look no further. Perfect for military personnel, veterans, or anyone with a sense of humor about the trials of life, this patch is an emblem of endurance, a beacon of humor in the face of adversity, and a great way to show your support for the troops (and their struggles).

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Weight 2 oz


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