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Earlier this year, Corbin visited the doctor for headaches, nausea, and dizziness, only to discover a serious health concern.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMedical Journey:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDiagnosis:\u003c\/strong\u003e An MRI revealed a 2.5cm Chiari malformation, with the top two vertebrae pressing against his brain.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSurgery:\u003c\/strong\u003e Corbin underwent a 7-hour surgery on 08 Nov 2023. A follow-up MRI indicated the need for a second surgery.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eComplications:\u003c\/strong\u003e Post-surgery, he faced swallowing difficulties and respiratory issues, requiring intubation and a feeding tube.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eRehabilitation:\u003c\/strong\u003e On 25 Nov 2023, Corbin was moved to Madona Rehabilitation Hospital, with an expected stay until early January.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Perkins Family's Struggle:\u003c\/strong\u003e With mounting medical bills, only partially covered, and the added expenses of staying in Omaha, the Perkins family faces a significant financial burden, especially during the recent holidays.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSupporting Troy Perkins:\u003c\/strong\u003e Troy Perkins is not just a mentor, father, and friend; he is an inspiration to our armed services. To support him and his family, we're introducing a unique, limited-release patch.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe Patch:\u003c\/strong\u003e This isn't just any patch. It's a one-of-a-kind \"banger\" designed to look like Troy. Rumor has it, shaking it might give you a surprise!\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFundraising Goal:\u003c\/strong\u003e All proceeds will directly support the family, aiming to surpass our $15,000 goal.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow to Help:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDonate to the Fundraiser:\u003c\/strong\u003e Visit our \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.givesendgo.com\/GBEFU?utm_source=facebook\u0026amp;fbclid=IwAR1LUlxWzlu_ZB3S10xcBQ3YCJ9EsygGExjQ2Qy5pc2XpQyViVi4tfMQJgU\" target=\"_new\" rel=\"noopener\"\u003efundraising campaign\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eRemember, here in the Mafia, we don't forget family. Troy needs us. Stop reading and start acting. For future support and to battle bureaucratic challenges, visit e4mafia.shop or reach out on social media!\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003cp\u003eCheck out our \"Perkins Patch,\" where attitude meets altitude. This ain't just any patch – it's Perkins, the legendary gnome-like crew member of Chinook helicopters, decked out in a flight helmet and gripping a knife. It's a badass tribute to the tough, determined folks keeping those birds flying.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMade from sturdy PVC, this patch is as tough as Perkins himself. Perfect for military buffs, aviation fans, or anyone who digs a patch with character. Throw this on your gear to add some edge and pay homage to the real heroes in the sky.\u003c\/p\u003e\n","brand":"E-4 Mafia","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47653351981340,"sku":"","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0849\/0450\/9724\/products\/1_f13a04bb-b69c-4a37-a1e9-7b02bd9769cc.jpg?v=1706111740"},{"product_id":"special-needs-tab","title":"Special Needs Tab","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eFor the guy on your team who needs extra supervision — and knows it.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eThis patch says what the NCOs are already thinking. 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