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Rumor has it, shaking it might give you a surprise!\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFundraising Goal:\u003c\/strong\u003e All proceeds will directly support the family, aiming to surpass our $15,000 goal.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow to Help:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDonate to the Fundraiser:\u003c\/strong\u003e Visit our \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.givesendgo.com\/GBEFU?utm_source=facebook\u0026amp;fbclid=IwAR1LUlxWzlu_ZB3S10xcBQ3YCJ9EsygGExjQ2Qy5pc2XpQyViVi4tfMQJgU\" target=\"_new\" rel=\"noopener\"\u003efundraising campaign\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eRemember, here in the Mafia, we don't forget family. Troy needs us. Stop reading and start acting. 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Throw this on your gear to add some edge and pay homage to the real heroes in the sky.\u003c\/p\u003e\n","brand":"E-4 Mafia","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47653351981340,"sku":"","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0849\/0450\/9724\/products\/1_f13a04bb-b69c-4a37-a1e9-7b02bd9769cc.jpg?v=1706111740"},{"product_id":"special-needs-tab","title":"Special Needs Tab","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eFor the guy on your team who needs extra supervision — and knows it.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eThis patch says what the NCOs are already thinking. 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